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3nj 3nj 3nj Chak chak chak… Qe6oo il 3elch! Or use a mint! Tra Lawa3taw Chabdi!!!

By | November 5, 2008

People, or girls in Q8 in particular, tend to forget themselves while chewing gum! Even the classeist girl can fall into this trap. Eating gum, chewing, and forgeting about it. Looking Very vulgar in the process… Y3ni im standing in starbucks five minutes ago. A nice stylish girl 5 years younger than me, dressed up [...]

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PDA… Public Display of Affection in the Avenues… or Q8 in general

By | October 2, 2008

Ok well… im not the kind of person ilee if i saw two people hugging or having some PDA would go “wee wee wee haw haw haw wakhzyaa 3eeb ma yeste7oon etc.” … lakin every thing has its rules… and limits.. You see, PDA in Q8 started “as i see it y3ni” in the mid [...]

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3rd Day of Eid… Napkit will open at 6 pm today… Dean & Deluca Sometime Soon

By | October 2, 2008

After a long night with coughs and running nose, my fever is gone… still tired, but i had to HAD TO go and try napkit. 6ag ib rase o khalas 3antart abee its food. Fa i take my self out of the bed, dress belzoor, o drive with my hubby to the avenues… wait for [...]

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2nd Day of Eid… o they say Napkit is Open

By | October 1, 2008

The day started by my finishing my novel… and wearing a hoodie over my shivering feverish body… and trying to bask in sweat so the vicks would work its magic. I read somewhere that if u put vicks on ur feet and wear socks… ur cough will disappear… i did just that and guess what? [...]

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Napkit had people dining inside tonight!

By | September 28, 2008

I passed by napkit today… in the avenues… i peeked through the terrace, wella ako a young lady talking on the phone, with tables set and little candles lit … and some lanterns on the floor that are also lit, a young man wearing deshdasha was standing at the door with a list

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*Update* Shasawee bs7oon El Awadem?! HELP!

By | September 25, 2008

One of the best things in Ramadan… is when its about to be fo6oor time, o the door bell rings… Teern Teeern… wella a plate filled with

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Come & Meet Tootee… My Pet Duck

By | September 24, 2008

*Some of you might find a streak of madness in this post, ok a stream of madness… oh well… Kaifkom* I cant write that much about my self without writing to you about tootee… our pet duck! Actually he is demanding it… He is the sweetest thing on earth. He is yellow and

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Come & Meet the 2nd *GOOD* leqaymat … & My burned Hand!!!

By | September 21, 2008

So… Ok you do remember my previous post about the worst lqemat ever? So… I tried to buy lqemat to my taste from several places, Arth il Qemma (6af), 3washa (Also 6af), Danish Bakery (Actually very golden o appetizing

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To the q8y warrior riding his wanet… GROW UP!!!

By | September 10, 2008

  While my sister was stuck in the morning  commute to work, in this humid weather, while fasting, at the crack of dawn every day, beating the crowds and the crazy drivers in the war out there. So what happend?

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Lqemat Part 2: Automatic Lqemat Maker… Elly yadry wain tenba3 Plz yegollee!

By | September 10, 2008

  So, as i said in my previous post, i had ordered from 3washas leqaymat at 9 pm for tommorow (yesterday)… before fo6oor the lovely golden plate of lqaymat is here… and im posting you two pictures to see the difference bain il 3nad o il legafa malat il q8yeen ilee 3nd

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Local Fiancee Checking Agency…

By | September 6, 2008

Mawthoo3 kho6obat il ahal is a huge huge HUGE problem in our society. When it was my time, i used to go bonkers when mom told me ako awadem yayeenlich. Y3ni shino awadem yayeenli? yayeen to see if i was suited to share my

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Haw Haw Haw!…KAIFEEE!!! When the right time Comes!

By | September 5, 2008

legafat hal awdem shay mo ma3qool. If ur unmarried, they ask — ma inkha6bt? Layshhhhh? ishfeeha? 3ndaha a7ad? 6ay7a ib chabd ahalha?… Haw Haw Haw

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A short story in need of a begining…

By | September 2, 2008

He entered his great aunts home with his lovely young wife hanging on to his arm, a chorus of greetings avalanched his way. Sounds of artificial kissing and half hearted hugs around him while his extended family returned his greeting, “imbarak 3lekom il shahar” … “3leena o 3leek!” … happy grins and old aunts throwing [...]

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Ranting 3… Think before u forward that email.

By | August 24, 2008

I need to know why … just why … Why when we get an email… we just hit the forward button without thinking? Yes. I do not forward any email i get anymore. I have seen the light a long time ago. 3eqalt o used my brains. Not every email is suitable for sending out.

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Joey Doesnt Share Food!!!

By | August 24, 2008

Remember the golden days… when we had new episodes of friends to look forward to? I am a big friends junkie by the way… I, being a UK person and not a US person,  have never set foot in new york before.

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