Would you buy those Shoes?!

By | April 11, 2010

I was browsing Net-a-Porter when i saw the shoes above… i thought to my self ‘those are some hideous shoes! What are they doing here?!’ when i looked closely and saw that they are actually Christian Louboutin shoes that are being sold for £333!!!!!!!!!!

Laish?! I do like the cut of the shoes and i have a gorgeous black/brown/silver -not Louboutin-… i also have a shoe in that shade of green mixed with black from Irregular Choice… but they are lovely!!!! But those? and to buy them in this color? for this price? and count them as loubies?! Yobooooy!!!!! No thank you i still have some brain cells left!!!

Would you pay 333 sterling pounds for those shoes? Available in two other colors: Blue and Pink

Lost In Translation: Identity Card is…?!

By | March 30, 2010

I was flipping through my 2010 pocket diary when i saw the above page… apparently the Identity Card in Arabic is Raqam 7afethat il Nofoos… which absolutely makes no sense! 7afethat il nofoos 3ad!!!! Laish!!! So far the biggest badliya i have every seen!

Lost in Translation!

By | March 15, 2010

I saw this very strange sign… another sign where the English is comprehendible while the Arabic is … well weird! Do you think there are some letters missing to make the word smch or does it actually mean something?! I am completely lost in Translation!

A very stupid road sign!

By | March 10, 2010

Underneath the Shuwaikh Port Bridge, there is some construction work going on AND this very stupid sign…

In English Go Slow ok comprehendible… in Arabic Serr Khafif means NOTHING! Y3ni in an Arabian country having a road sign that makes sense in English but not in Arabic is very fashla!

Why is it so hard to have a correct road sign? Just say قد ببطء or سر ببطء!!!! Min sjkom! Hmph!

February in Q8 Means: Spraying with Foam Has Begun!

By | February 11, 2010

I go out the door this morning only to find my moms car sprayed with two lines of foam from head to toe -or bumper to bumper- with the bloody dreaded foam! She was in the Avenues last night which means spraying has already started! We are still in the first 10 days of February! Why are we getting sprayed already?! Isn’t it bad enough that we have to get sprayed at all? People can’t you control your children? your brothers and sisters and friends and nephews? Lee Meta y3ni? I wish spraying people with foam becomes ill legal so at least we can live foamless! Urrrrrrrrgh!

Only in Q8… A bus showing its guts!

By | February 10, 2010

This bus had no problem whatsoever driving on Blajat Road with its back hood open and its engine and the whole gange in full view… i don’t know about you but i have never seen a car drive around with it’s hood up and that hood is there for a reason no? Viva Safety!

Giant Chupa Chups Lollipops…!

By | November 13, 2009


OMG who would actually buy a lollipop this big?! and how do you eat it y3ni? o when you have taken one million licks and you haven’t made a dent what then? Cover it up and keep it to find swarms of ants dancing on top?! Strange!!!


By | November 10, 2009


Found this in a cafe! It is funny but ishwaya cruel 7raam … wedi ath7ak bs mesta7ya 😀

How buying my favorite Contact Lenses became "Forbidden" in Q8…!

By | October 25, 2009


For millions of years i have bought monthly Johnson & Johnson Acuvue contact lenses every single month. I hate my glasses. I can’t see. I buy lenses as a solution.

I always go to Keifan Optics. I have a little J&J loyalty car Read more »

It's just a simple sandwich :`(

By | May 27, 2009


I don’t know what else i can do. I think she is doing it on PURPOSE!

Here is the story… It is  between me, the waiter at the sandwich store @ work and i will call her L, and the poor mutated sandwich…

thenceforth Take 1: Monday Morning at 7:40 AM

*Daddy’s Girl is calling the restuarant below*

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Can someone please explain WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?

By | April 15, 2009

buy Ivermectin online strange

I found that stellotaped to the light pole infront of our house…


Can anyone make sense of that???

P.S. Do u think it’s a magic spell?!?!?!??!?!?!

Hungry Pigoens attack in Q8!!!

By | February 14, 2009


We have been driving around, literally from the top of Q8 to it’s bottom, all day long since early morning…

Butootee wanted to pray & we were passing  Hawali at that time, so we stop outside a mosque and i wait in the car while he prayed…

A man wearing a kitchen uniform comes near our car with two huge Read more »

Rainbow device…. WHAT ON EARTH IS IT!???

By | February 5, 2009



I arrive home at 4 p.m., tired, grumpy, hungry… i imagine the long flight of stairs i have to take to reach my apartment while lugging my laptop, huge oversized bag, and coffee mug. The moment i step out of my car, there he is, a man waiting at the door… i decide to ignore him and go inside, when he calls out for me… Read more »