Is by accepting nothing less to drive than a Bentley!!!
Even since this credit crunch started… i began seeing Rolls o Bentleys all over the place, popping up like corn kernels in a microwavable pouch!!! No seriously, one of our neighbours suddenly grew three glorious rolls on his parking slots… i begain seeing 3-5 rolls riding in the streets especially during the rush hour time PER DAY!!!
What happened? are they being distributed for free or something?!!!?
Ama il young and restless, masha2 allah… bently after bently… jamee3 alwan il 6aif… o you would expect the drivers to be as hip and young as the car itself… ma boga 3ayooz ma boga shayeb for il 50 ma sag lah bently bab wa7ed…!?
Malaaaaait min kither ma ashoof bentleys o rollsaat khalaaas!!! Dawroolkom habba thaniya!!!
Actually, there is a habba thaniya… a maserati!!!
3yayiz o yosogoon maserati bab wa7ed…! Intay waaaaaain o il maserati wain?!
Buy your self a Red Ferrari then? Oh i forgot… Ferrari is so last decade… ra7at 3leeha… shakhbari!!!
Inzain i have a Q… when you buy them… you do not service them?!
Plus… min 7alat showare3 il Q8?! wella min zeen o sana3 il drivers out there?!!??! Wella min kither ma il parking lots are available every where? Elee Even if u drive carefully… u will see ur car scarred by key marks just for the fun of it?
I once saw an amazing bently parked in the middle of a narroooowwww road with passing cars in ARth il ma3areth ib mishref… Mo 7ram?!?!?!?!?
I understand it if ur a millionaire living in a mansion in the q8y suburbia with a trust fund that is ammune against any credit crunch out there…
But normal working class people? driving their maseratis o bentlies o rollsat to work? In the middle of the credit crunch?! Really?!?
A porsche is no longer “hip & expensive enough”… !!! Neither apparently is a Ferrari!
What’s next? Buying cars that are actually mini rockets made by NASA?