By danderma | November 1, 2011
When I was packing my husband’s bags for 7ajj I had this overwhelming feeling of wanting to surprise him with something when he unpacks. I thought about stuffing the No3man dolly but then I was afraid No3man would decide to stay in Mecca and never want to come back. I thought about writing him a love letter, then I immediately remembered WHY I have sworn never to write the man a love letter again. As a matter of fact I have blogged about it in May 2009 (post). I thought of sharing this post again with you guys especially to the readers who didn’t read my blog back then.
No more love letters for this guy, lo shino! Ryayeel el q8 mo mal love letters!
BY DANDERMA | MAY 8, 2009
OH MY GOD!
OMG OMG OMG OMG!
OMG I’m sooo EMBARASSED … i don’t know where to hide my face!!!!
You see, during the end of 2008, my Butootee was going for a 3 day 3omra trip with a friend.
It was the first time he leaves me alone and travels from the day we got married. I was extra emotional. I was crying. and i decided to write him a nice love letter for him to remember me by. It was very gushy, lovey dovey, and absolutely not meant for anyone’s eyes other than his…
I remember stuffing it in his Passport Bag. I remember him texting me later regarding this lovely letter that made him very happy… He went, i cleaned out his private room and threw most of the stuff away without his consent (and his knowledge until this day).
and today, i guess i got the punishment for throwing his stuff -apparently-
You see, he stuffed the love letter into a book. O forgot about it.
He gave the book to his travel mate.
His travel mate. lets call him A, put the book in his own bag, and apparently he did not fully unpack it yet.
Last week, A’s mom needed a bag cause she is traveling, decides to empty his bag and check his books and papers and whether he needs them or not. When she falls upon MY LOVE LETTER!
and READS IT!
and the woman is FURIOUS! She thinks its a letter to her son from his girlfriend, not a good situation and intensified by the fact that her son is an only boy over several girls.
and she calls him over, screams and yells at him for having a girlfriend who sends him letters, although my husbands nickname is there I don’t know why she overlooked his name for her son’s namee?
He, embarrassed and baffled to where the letter came from, swears over and over that he has no girl friend, and he doesnt know where that letter came from.
Problem is the guy loves fool (beans)… and i was saying something like (don’t forget to eat tons of fool) becasue the hotel they are staying at provides good fool for breakfast (in my defence it was a long love letter and i was running out of things to say y3ni)… his mom reads that and BAM it confirms her theory of foul play -pun intended-!
Thank god the letter was not signed by my name, it was only signed by “ur wife”… i hope the lady didnt think the boy was married behind her back b3d!!!!
and of course he read MY LOVE LETTER!
and so to prove to his mom that the letter means nothing and he is not hiding it for safekeeping, he tore it in front of her eyes :`(
My love letter… read by other people, and torn into pieces…
and then the guy puts two and two together and thinks it’s from me to my husband…
and now Butootee, laughing, nonchalantly tells me!!!
and i feel like hiding!!! Like never getting out of the house again!!!
Wakhzyaaa Wazkhzyaa Wakhzyaaaa
and since he is not so good at keeping our correspondence private, I am NEVER WRITING HIM ANY LOVE LETTERS EVER AGAIN!
I just pray i never run into the guys mom!!! Wakhzyaaaaa