Archive For The “10 Reasons Why” Category
1- It will shave off 10 years of your real age and make you look younger and more innocent. 2- You won’t be able to eat anything for a long time so you will loose a big amount of weight. You will be thinner. 3- Your facial features will improve: your nose and your lips [...]
1- If you send an email it might very well be dilevered to the SPAM folder, even if you are a frequent contact of that person. Not everyone checks their SPAM folder. I don’t. 2- If you send an email with a request, and you get no reply, try and send it again. Maybe it [...]
1- Your hair starts drying in the shower even before you are done showering, with the water being so hot and the air even hotter. It takes forever for your hair to dry in the damp UK weather :p 2- The UK water and my hair DO NOT go along. Period. My hair become a [...]
1- Breakfast at work. We do’t usually do breakfast at work with big gatherings and hoopla but it so happens that the first day of your diet always coincides with having breakfast at work. Which ruins the entire weekly plan :p 2- Family Gatherings. You have been good all week. Then comes the weekend with [...]
1- Croissants: They are filled with fat and carbs. They provide zero nutritional value. They taste amazing and heavy but 2 minute after I am done I suddenly feel very hungry and need to eat some more. Absolutely no need for them in my life. 2- Fried Samboosa: I am a sucker for Samboosas. If [...]
1- Kilish Milish… to me this is min amlaq il expressions bel lahja il q8ya… milish shino b3d!!! 2- San6alon Ban6alon… San6aloon shinoo?! China Sal6a3oon! Thankfully this expression is rarely used now a days! 3- Kafeet o Wafeet… Sadly this expression is so over used today… it don’t like it. It gets on my nerves. [...]
This post is loosely based on a BBM broadcast i have received… so i cannot take credit for… 1- The big sister is always responsible for whatever goes wrong in the house… she will be held accountable even if she was travelling to another country at the time. Mathlooma. 2- The big sister is the [...]
1- You are in the bathroom, you are just about to turn on the water faucett on to do you whudo2, and the lady next to you drops everything and dedicated the next 5 minutes of her life to watch how you do your whudu2… very very closely! Mind your own business la etkhozrene etkharbe6enee!!! [...]
1- The eternal conversation you have on daily basis is: Vegetarian y3ni shino? y3ni Ma akel la7am… Inzain Dyay… wala dyay… enzain semach? wala semach… haaaaaaaaaw 3yal eshtakleen?! 2- People actually think you are putting on an act to attract attention… like ur a daloo3a and
1- It is almost impossible to get an appointment. Everyone is fully booked weeks before hand. What am i supposed to do hire a fotrune teller to tell me when i am going to be invited this upcoming year? 2- If IF you are lucky enough to get an appointment… it is always in a [...]
6b3an ana mali sho’3ol fekom… it’s a free country o ppl barely speak q8y anymore… i am saying this about my self… why i, Danderma, never used/stopped using them… 1- “Y36eek/ch el 3afiyaa“… i feel like im in bab il 7ara greeting el3aqeed… my badeel oho Gawach/Gawak Allah… athrab 2- “Amana“… shamantah ballah? y3ni you [...]
1- When you enter the car… be it day or night, parked in the shade or under the sun, it is exactly like entering a furnace :S 2- Even with the best of cars… the AC will not start blowing cold air until you are 2 minutes away from your destination. 3- Unless you wear [...]
1- You make an appointment, you are there on time, and no one will be ready for you, end up waiting an hour extra and ruining your carefully planned out day! 2- There is always a *witty* woman barging in trying to squeeze her self between appointments. They almost always succed and might even take [...]
